"TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS "(SWIMMING STYLE"
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THROUGH THE POOL
THE PUMPS WERE WHIRRING; THEY NEVER DO STOP.
THE POWER WAS ON AND THE TEMPERATURE RIGHT.
IN HOPES THAT THE SWIMMERS WOULD BE BACK THAT NIGHT.
THE POOL SYSTEM WAS READY, THE MEET WAS PROGRAMMED,
AND THE NAMES WERE ALL LOADED, THE SCOREBOARD ALL RED, WHITE, AND GREEN.
WHEN OUT IN THE HALLWAY THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER.
THE COACH RAN TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
AWAY TO THE HALLWAY HE FLEW LIKE A FLASH, FORGETTING HIS KEY IN HIS CURIOUS DASH.
HE STOOD IN THE HALLWAY AND LOOKED ALL ABOUT.
WHEN THE DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND, AND HE WAS LOOKED OUT.
THEN, ON THE POOL DECK WHAT SHOULD APPEAR,
BUT A MINIATURE SLEIGH AND EIGHT TINY REINDEER;
AND A LITTLE OLD MAN, WHO SAID WITH A PAUSE "MY NAME IS SANTA....THE LAST NAME IS CLAUS."
THE MEET MANAGER STARTLED, CONFUSED BY THE NAME, AND AS SHE TYPED SHE HEARD THE OLD FELLOW EXCLAIM:
"THIS IS DASHER AND DANCER AND PRANCER AND VIXEN.
AND COMET AND CUPID AND DONNER AND BLITZEN."
WITH ALL THESE NAMES, SHE WAS PUZZLED ANEW;
MEET MANAGER HUMMED AND A MAIN CIRCUIT BLEW.
IT SEARCHED IT'S MEMORY CORE, TRYING TO THINK, UNTIL THE PRINTER WENT ON THE BLINK.
UNABLE TO DO HER JOB.
THE MEET MANAGER SAID IN A VOICE THAT WAS ALMOST A SOB:
"YOUR EYES -HOW THEY TWINKLE-YOUR DIMPLES SO MERRY,
YOUR CHEEKS SO LIKE ROSES, YOUR NOSE LIKE A CHERRY.
YOUR SMILE-ALL THESE THINGS, I'VE GROWN TO KNOW, AND AT DATA-RECALL, I, AM MORE THAN SO-SO;
BUT YOUR NAME AND SWIMMER ID ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.
YOU'VE A JOLLY OLD FACE AND A LITTLE ROUND BELLY, THAT SHAKES WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY;
I CAN SEE YOU, BUT STILL I INSIST, SINCE YOU'RE NOT IN THE PROGRAM, YOU CANNOT SWIM.
OLD SANTA JUST CHUCKLED A MERRY "HO, HO", AND SAT DOWN TO TYPE OUT A QUICK WORD OR SO.
THE KEYBOARD CLACK-CLATTERED, ITS SOUND SHARP AND CLEAN,
AS SANTA FED THIS"DATA" TO THE MACHINE:
"KIDS EVERYWHERE KNOW ME: I COME EVERY YEAR;
THE PRESENTS I BRING ADD TO EVERYONE'S CHEER;
BUT YOU WON'T GET ANYTHING-THAT'S PLAIN TO SEE;
TOO BAD YOUR COACH FORGOT TO ENTER MY NAME."
THEN HE FACED THE MEET MANAGER AND SAID WITH A SHRUG,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AS HE DELETED THE PROGRAM!
MIKE








